My brain just works this way. I hear about something funny and immediately one-up the joke. In this case, it was that Danish cartoon that inflamed the islamic world, eventually resulting in the Charlie Hebdo massacre. When I first saw it, my mind created:
Jesus next to Mohammed, both naked. Jesus is on a cross of swords, Mohammed has a bomb in his turban. Jesus has an enormous schlong but no visible testicles, Mohammed has draggin’ balls, but no penis.
Caption: Who do you think Dad likes better?